Sunday, May 20, 2012

Most wanted

Most wanted Criminals:

yeaa..criminalss!!! lots of em are in ssv prison but thank god only a few of them are toughie's.the rest of the guys are mere show-off's.Many guys behave very mean to create a scene.a kind request to frshers.Keep away from such criminals,or else they will brainwash your mind and make you evil.So..lemme tell you the mean guys.
1.Dhanush
2.Deepak
3.Subash
4.Vicky

these four guys are the most wanted criminals of ssv.Keep outta em.Ignore them.Even if they hurt you are tease you just be patient.Be silent.Dont talk with them often.Maintain distance from them guys!

Saturday, May 19, 2012

Hey Wait a Sec

Guys..Me and AA are thinking day and night about funny stuff.We dont want to post them now.We are gonna sketch the stuff in a note and post them once the school re opens.We will also post about the day to day funny stuff we come across in class.Poof...I hope that this blog will be a hit.

WTf..

Sheesh.I dont know what people think about this school but application forms are flowing in for 11th.I heard that the school received more than 90 applications.Sheesh.More students means .More trouble.I hope that there should'nt be any Nerd in that group.Lemme cross my fingers.

Guide to Prison SSV for freshers:

I guess this is the Biggest Prison in the city.Hey guys dont think that im joking.Do you think it is a school? Its a prison guys!! Daily we are held as captives in the prison for more than 6 hours.And lemme tell you guys about this prison...Read carefully..All new prisoners..keep the following stuff in your mind..its for your own good.

The Prison:

As you can see in the pic,
The prison has 3 entrances which are heavily guarded by watchmen.So it means that there is no chance of running away from the prison.There are 2 blocks(Before, there were 3  blocks.Now,they combined 2 blocks into 1).1 block is called as the K.S.N block.No need to know the full form and all.Knowing about such stuff obviously will never fetch marks.hm..coming to the subject.The 2nd block is well..(combination of Primary block and Main Block.).Btw there is a big hot ground in the middle of the campus.Man..How the hell can we play under the scorching heat.The main reason why Boys are darker than girls is because of this;Boys play cricket or futball in the red hot ground and get tanned ,while the girls stand in the shade of the trees and do stuff which they usually do.Guess what? Gossiping of course!!!
The K.S.N block is the building where all the kiddies study.From pre-Kg to 3rd std i think.Never ever go to that block cuz whenever you walk there.Lots of kids inside the cells(class room)will stare at you and u will be the centre of attraction.And you know when i went there simply and small guy kicked me from the back.i nearly fell down.I thought of fighting,but the enemies were outnumbered so i retreated from that area.The block consists of 3 Floors.hmm..there is nothing much to tell about this block.
Now here comes the main block+the primary block.Here is where all the dirty as well as innocent guys are held as captives.It has 3 floors.And It will take exactly 10 minutes to walk from one end of the corridor to the other end.Poof.By the time you reach the other end you will be damn exhausted and you will be like huff..puff..huff..puff...
Ground floor:
In the ground floor,Err..plz look at this sketch.I did it with lot of difficulty.Hope u understand..

And btw have you guys seen sivaji the boss movie.Super stars movie..In that have you seen what Rajini's guys do in the OFFICE ROOM? Same stuff here.Everytime i go past the room i hear shouts of teachers and students crying.sheesh...And dont think that K.P means Kevin Peterson...it means Kalpalatha Mohan..The princi..She has a room full of awesome stuff.like tv,computer.etc..And thank god the restroom is just few meters away.Normally if we see the princi,our stomach rumble and we run to the toilet.Phew..on the other side of the statue,a way is there...but there will be laboratory's which we are allergic to.So we never venture that area.Only nerds go THERE.hmm...you know the band called "bad meets evil" ? likewise its a perfect definition for the Office room.Its a room where the Bad Teachers meet the Evil Princi..lol...hmm..the 1st 2nd 3rd floors are full of rooms.But the Guards(teachers) rest in a room called staff room.Never ever go there.If they spot you thats all.There are some guards who do certain jobs for the chief guards.If you see them u better hide.Cuz,They will ask you to go to your cell no matter what you say,they wont listen and simply push you into your cell.There are few labs in the main block..hmm...In the main block std 8,9,10,11,12 will be there so ...yup...more the classes more the gang wars!!!! Lots of fight erupt often between the seniors and juniors.I dunt want to talk about them..hmm..nothing more to tell about the blocks.

hey..i forgot about the CAMERAS
yup surveillance camera's all over the prison area .Lots of cameras have been fixed in corridors to monitor the activities of the captives or prisoners during recess.So never do any comedy stuff in corridor.

hmm...abt the P.T teachers...umm..i really cant tell who the teachers are cuz i heard that the school is appointing new teachers.Lets see..
..If you guys(FRESHERS) have any doubt just tell me by writing in the chat box.Dont forget to write your name. :P
Cya Buddies

BY: Nightcrawler



Funny !! :P





what a question

Last year this is what happened in phy class. :P
Guess who asked that amazing question.

N.E.R.D

Lol..can you guess who that nerd is??